Band Name Idea #348 - Mexican 'Death-Dentist' Fucked-up Facewound.

the two best things about a mexican dentist

is that they are lovely and old and caring and cute
and that they give you an equally cute and lovely little yellow mouse

to take your tooth home in
whether you like it or not

similar to dentists everywhere

i assume
(me no estiendo español ~ neither does this keyboard)

they recommend that you brush your teeth

kids

good ole joe strummer didn't believe in brushing his teeth

and he was a fucking cool dude

until that happened to all of them

and he bought new ones for the TV cameras

and for his fucking girlfriend

what a fucking sell-out man.

naat.

kids,

you should try to be more like good ole joe

and less like the good but deliberately stupid young one

don't let him have trained for the london marathon while smoking cigarettes in vain

learn the lessons of his youth

sing songs of freedom with johnny cash

defend the ghettos

know your rights

wrong 'em boyo

stand up straight

participate

in the Ramshackle Day Parade

live in Garageland

play in Garage bands

rock the fuckin' casbah

tell em your name

cheat.

throw the two thoughts of rock

those of lover's and of revolution

don't get lost in the supermarket

or work for the fucking clampdown

but do it all of this without

the massive hole in your head

don't reject all of your career opportunities

only the ones that you think are wrong

don't get so bored with the U.S.A

there are plenty of good people there

to try to to make right

what others have done wrong

in the words of good ole joe

i'm still a man of 'the left'

but i no longer hate america

how could i?

many of my best friends are american

its not their fucking fault

stop saying fuck the world

start saying fucking fix it.

poor old, wise ole joe

shouldn't have done so many fucking drugs

pretty please,

brush your teeth and stay in school

you arrogant little cunts.

thank you kindly.

ps.

the worst thing about a mexican dentist?

nothing.

for fuck's sake

and for good ole joe's

don't be so fucking xenophobic

he would want to punch your fucking face in too

but wouldn't actually do it.